SaaS • Automation • Volvo Tooling • Games

Precision code and real-world problem solving.

Hej. I'm the kind of builder who can't leave well enough alone. I wedge modern tech into '80s Volvos, route road trips around surveillance cameras on principle, and run it all on hardware I can physically kick. Bots, games, car brains: if it doesn't exist, I build it. If it exists but annoys me, I rebuild it.

Newest Build · Live Klaxon — newest Acid Alchamy project Fresh off the bench Klaxon A self-hosted notification system: anything that can call a URL becomes an alert on your iPhone, from a hub that runs on a machine you own. Its browser extensions are live on the Chrome Web Store and Firefox Add-ons. Explore the build
What I do

Four pillars, one toolkit

Every project draws from the same foundation — shipped fast, hardened for real users, and instrumented so you can see what happened.

Diagnostics

Volvo / VIDA Tooling

Module maps, wiring references, telemetry loggers, and request pipelines tuned for real technicians.

Always-on

Bots & Automation

Discord and workflow bots for sports data, scheduling, QA, and whatever else needs automating.

Observability

Analytics & QA

Dashboards, data-hygiene scripts, and instrumentation so owners can see what happened, quickly.

Connection

Community & Support

Guestbooks, Discord hubs, and donation portals that keep the whole ecosystem connected.

Fresh from the workshop

Latest builds & updates

The most recently developed projects, pulled straight from the portfolio. This section updates itself as new work ships.

Basic Barber Shop preview Live · Local Business

Basic Barber Shop

A spec-built site for a fifty-year barbershop in Henderson, Nevada. Designed, built and measured before a single conversation. Unsolicited concept work: not commissioned, reviewed or endorsed by the shop.

  • Identity traced from the single photograph that existed of the business
  • Three palettes, each judged alone, every contrast pair verified by script
  • Map drawn from OpenStreetMap geometry at build time: no embed, no cookies
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Verdant preview Live · WebGL

Verdant

A scroll-driven WebGL film about a single tree, from seed to canopy. No photographs, no 3D models, no libraries — every pixel is generated on the GPU by a hand-written engine in 95 KB.

  • Procedural tree — growth is one GPU uniform, never a rebuild
  • Typography rendered as geometry, with a hidden semantic DOM for crawlers
  • 158 art-directed parameters with the live tuning editor shipped
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Meadowlight preview Live · Canvas

Meadowlight

A single-file landing page for a native meadow seed company. The whole hero — sunlit canopy, swaying foliage, daisies, drifting pollen — is painted in canvas from code. One 70 KB file, zero network requests.

  • Procedural hero — no image, video or 3D asset anywhere on the page
  • Zero network requests; fonts subsetted and inlined as data URIs
  • Content is never hidden behind a scroll reveal, and reduced motion gets a static frame
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Off the record
We built something together last winter. I'm not going to say what it does or who it was for. That was the deal. I'll just say it worked the first night we ran it, it's still running untouched, and nobody's found it.
— project partner · name withheld
How it works

From pain point to production

A simple, repeatable process — whether it's a vehicle quirk or a workflow that won't scale.

Listen

Understand the vehicle or workflow pain point by gathering logs, context, and constraints.

Prototype

Ship scrappy-but-safe builds quickly using PHP, JS/TS, or Python — whatever ships fastest.

Deploy

Harden for real users, document the flows, and iterate with telemetry + community feedback.

Let's build

Need access? Want to collaborate?

Whether it's VIDA workflows, automation, or analytics — let's build the thing you actually need.