Volvo / VIDA Tooling
Module maps, wiring references, telemetry loggers, and request pipelines tuned for real technicians.
Hej. I'm the kind of builder who can't leave well enough alone. I wedge modern tech into '80s Volvos, route road trips around surveillance cameras on principle, and run it all on hardware I can physically kick. Bots, games, car brains: if it doesn't exist, I build it. If it exists but annoys me, I rebuild it.
Every project draws from the same foundation — shipped fast, hardened for real users, and instrumented so you can see what happened.
Module maps, wiring references, telemetry loggers, and request pipelines tuned for real technicians.
Discord and workflow bots for sports data, scheduling, QA, and whatever else needs automating.
Dashboards, data-hygiene scripts, and instrumentation so owners can see what happened, quickly.
Guestbooks, Discord hubs, and donation portals that keep the whole ecosystem connected.
The most recently developed projects, pulled straight from the portfolio. This section updates itself as new work ships.
A 1987 Volvo 240 gets a modern digital driver display and full car OS: 12.3″ ultrawide glass, fully offline navigation, Volvo-crisp gauges, and a CarPlay-style app hub.
Anti-surveillance routing — get from A to B without driving past ALPR cameras, on a routing engine you fully own. Now going mobile (iOS + Android), with a hand-held Flock-Sniffer on the way.
A free-to-play Roblox fishing RPG — cast across 18 hand-built realms, reel in 100+ fish, climb 50 levels, and chase the catch of a lifetime.
We built something together last winter. I'm not going to say what it does or who it was for. That was the deal. I'll just say it worked the first night we ran it, it's still running untouched, and nobody's found it.— project partner · name withheld
A simple, repeatable process — whether it's a vehicle quirk or a workflow that won't scale.
Understand the vehicle or workflow pain point by gathering logs, context, and constraints.
Ship scrappy-but-safe builds quickly using PHP, JS/TS, or Python — whatever ships fastest.
Harden for real users, document the flows, and iterate with telemetry + community feedback.
Whether it's VIDA workflows, automation, or analytics — let's build the thing you actually need.