SaaS • Automation • Volvo Tooling • Games

Precision code and real-world problem solving.

Hej. I'm the kind of builder who can't leave well enough alone. I wedge modern tech into '80s Volvos, route road trips around surveillance cameras on principle, and run it all on hardware I can physically kick. Bots, games, car brains: if it doesn't exist, I build it. If it exists but annoys me, I rebuild it.

Newest Build · Live Nab — newest Acid Alchamy project Fresh off the bench Nab A featherweight screenshot tool for Windows: one key copies and saves the window you're in, named after the app and the time. Zero CPU while it waits, about 2 MB of memory. Explore the build
What I do

Four pillars, one toolkit

Every project draws from the same foundation — shipped fast, hardened for real users, and instrumented so you can see what happened.

Diagnostics

Volvo / VIDA Tooling

Module maps, wiring references, telemetry loggers, and request pipelines tuned for real technicians.

Always-on

Bots & Automation

Discord and workflow bots for sports data, scheduling, QA, and whatever else needs automating.

Observability

Analytics & QA

Dashboards, data-hygiene scripts, and instrumentation so owners can see what happened, quickly.

Connection

Community & Support

Guestbooks, Discord hubs, and donation portals that keep the whole ecosystem connected.

Fresh from the workshop

Latest builds & updates

The most recently developed projects, pulled straight from the portfolio. This section updates itself as new work ships.

Shook preview Live · Donationware

Shook

A featherweight mouse finder for Windows: shake the mouse and the pointer lands where you can see it, with a ripple or a spotlight. Zero CPU while it waits, about 2 MB of memory.

  • 0% CPU while it waits, about 2 MB of memory
  • Shake to find, five places to land
  • Ripple or spotlight, in your colour
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Donationware preview Live · Donationware

Donationware

A shelf of small, featherweight tools from the lab, boxed and given away free, plus every open-source repo in one place.

  • Two tools so far: Shook and Nab
  • Each one idles at 0% CPU, about 2 MB
  • Free to use, donations welcome
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N No-Hash Zone Live · Open source

No-Hash Zone

Open source: keeps AI coding agents from hashing, checksumming or fingerprinting your private files. A policy and a guard for Claude Code on macOS, Linux and Windows.

  • Turns chosen folders, drives and shares into a no-hashing zone
  • Refuses hashing, checksums, rsync and content dedup before they run
  • Knows media tools too: ffmpeg hashes, ImageMagick signatures, perceptual hashes
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Off the record
We built something together last winter. I'm not going to say what it does or who it was for. That was the deal. I'll just say it worked the first night we ran it, it's still running untouched, and nobody's found it.
— project partner · name withheld
How it works

From pain point to production

A simple, repeatable process — whether it's a vehicle quirk or a workflow that won't scale.

Listen

Understand the vehicle or workflow pain point by gathering logs, context, and constraints.

Prototype

Ship scrappy-but-safe builds quickly using PHP, JS/TS, or Python — whatever ships fastest.

Deploy

Harden for real users, document the flows, and iterate with telemetry + community feedback.

Let's build

Need access? Want to collaborate?

Whether it's VIDA workflows, automation, or analytics — let's build the thing you actually need.