Live
YardBrain
Part intelligence for self-service salvage yards — walks 171 lots every night, prices every part worth pulling, and answers the only question that matters: is it worth pulling this one?
The Acid Alchamy Portfolio
Everything I build, in one place.
Live SaaS products, client websites, Discord automation, Volvo diagnostics tooling, and games — designed, coded, and self-hosted end to end.
$90.6M
Inventory priced
across 189 lots · 345,203 cars
$34.3M
Profit after fees & shipping
≈37% estimated · priced, not sold
26
Live products & tools
shipped and running today
484
Discord servers
running one of our bots
27.7K
Members reached
across those servers
2.02M
Requests served
28-day total, 21 sites
33.1K
Threats blocked
28-day total
3.7M
Parts indexed
across 409,781 vehicles
- 4 apps with billing wired up
- 10 languages across 12 stacks
- 11,810 visitors a day, across 21 sites
- 19 GB served in 28 days
- 55.9K messages translated
Bot & dataset counts refresh hourly · traffic and security measured by Cloudflare across 21 sites, through Sep 10, 2026 UTC
SaaS & Web Apps
9 projects Live
GarageHub
Purpose-built Windows software replacing paper work orders at an established repair shop in Henderson, Nevada - thirty-five years of customer history made searchable, and declined repairs chased instead of forgotten.
Live
Klaxon
A self-hosted notification system: anything that can call a URL becomes an alert on your iPhone, from a hub that runs on a machine you own. Its browser extensions are live on the Chrome Web Store and Firefox Add-ons.
In Development
Anti-Flock
Anti-surveillance routing — get from A to B without driving past ALPR cameras, on a routing engine you fully own. Now going mobile (iOS + Android), with a hand-held Flock-Sniffer on the way.
Live
DiscordTranslator
Verified Discord translation bot serving 350+ guilds. Real-time message translation, per-channel auto-translate, watchers, and premium tiers.
Live
TelegramTranslator
Telegram translation bot with group auto-translate, watchers, and a full premium funnel — Stripe checkout plus native Telegram Stars payments.
Live
RepoSync
Desktop + web SaaS that keeps GitHub repos auto-synced. Electron client paired with a hosted Express/Prisma service, 2FA, and Stripe billing.
Live
KeyNivo
Make your Stream Deck unforgettable — beautiful animated themes, custom icons, and one-click profiles for Elgato Stream Deck. 50+ themes, 10K+ downloads, 4.9/5.
Live
SportsBots.io
The storefront and hub for the Sports Bots — premium sports automation for Discord & Telegram. TV listings, live scores, highlights and an AI assistant, each a focused specialist.
Games
1 projectFishin' Adventure
A free-to-play Roblox fishing RPG — cast across 18 hand-built realms, reel in 100+ fish, climb 50 levels, and chase the catch of a lifetime.
Websites & Brands
6 projects
Live
Basic Barber Shop
A spec-built site for a fifty-year barbershop in Henderson, Nevada. Designed, built and measured before a single conversation. Unsolicited concept work: not commissioned, reviewed or endorsed by the shop.
Live
Verdant
A scroll-driven WebGL film about a single tree, from seed to canopy. No photographs, no 3D models, no libraries — every pixel is generated on the GPU by a hand-written engine in 95 KB.
Live
Meadowlight
A single-file landing page for a native meadow seed company. The whole hero — sunlit canopy, swaying foliage, daisies, drifting pollen — is painted in canvas from code. One 70 KB file, zero network requests.
Live
Mauro Haulers
Local moving & hauling you can trust — a polished site for a West Milford, NJ moving company. Residential, apartment, furniture, commercial moves & junk hauling, with instant online quotes.
Live
West Milford Notary
A calm, elegant site for a New Jersey-commissioned notary public in Passaic County — in-person, mobile, and Remote Online Notarization, with easy appointment booking.
Live
Acid Alchamy
This site — the personal hub tying together every project, tool, and service, plus the Volvo tooling, guestbook, forum, and consultation booking.
Bots & Automation
8 projects
Live
Sports TV Guide
Discord bot that posts live sports TV listings and channel guides across multiple servers, with watermark image stitching and rate-limited delivery.
Live
Sports Livescores
Real-time score updates pushed into Discord, integrating live data feeds with clean, readable embeds for fans across communities.
Live
Sports Highlights
On-demand sports VOD highlights delivered to Discord — pulls and posts highlight clips so communities never miss the big plays.
Live
Quantum (IPTV Guide)
IPTV channel finder and guide bot that helps users locate channels and listings quickly across a large catalog.
Live
Sports AI
An AI-driven sports assistant for Discord — answers questions, summarizes matchups, and surfaces data conversationally.
Live
Sports Match Threads
Opens a live Discord thread for every match and narrates it play-by-play — kick-off, goals, half-time and full-time — then archives when it ends.
Live
Sports Calendar
Turns the fixtures your server cares about into native Discord Scheduled Events — matched to your sports, leagues and teams — so members can RSVP.
Live
Volvo Community Manager
The Discord bot that runs a Volvo enthusiast community — gamified activity ranks, a reputation system, an AI Volvo mechanic, a monthly photo contest, aggregated Volvo news, and a community garage.
Automotive & Volvo Tooling
6 projectsVolvo World
The hub for everything Volvo — a home for both platforms (the RWD 240 bricks and the modern P3 cars), factory VIDA data, harness part-number catalogs, repair guides, data kits, and the build projects. One place instead of six.
In Development
AutoTLM
Our own car-telemetry platform — it treats your car like a dev board. Open Arduino library, a programmable OBD-II dongle, a bench emulator that pretends to be a car, a Windows cockpit, a scripting language, and a live cloud + iPhone app with CarPlay. The software is live and free today; the hardware is in development.
In Development
Project Gothenburg
A 1987 Volvo 240 gets a modern digital driver display and full car OS: 12.3″ ultrawide glass, fully offline navigation, Volvo-crisp gauges, and a CarPlay-style app hub.
VIDA Module Map
Interactive SVG mapping HS/MS buses, module status, and connection points for a 2015 S60 — keyboard + pointer navigation with per-ECU tooltips.
Telemetry & Data Logger
Captures VINs, session metrics, and sensor data straight from vehicles with structured CSV/JSON export for deeper diagnostics.
VIDA Tools & Wiring Docs
Tailored VIDA instructions on request, wiring diagrams (EWD), and a growing library of procedures, checklists, and guides for real technicians.
Have something you want built?
SaaS, automation, a custom site, or Volvo tooling — let's scope it and ship it.